Crispin Glover

The hottest and most talented actor around today.

Crispin Glover is the shiznit.

by Candi May 26, 2003

crispylisp

when someone after i night of hard intercourse wakes up the next day having residue of bodily fluids on there mouth that have become crunchy and like a glue connecting there lips together in a way that their first words will be impeded by the crunched fluid.

dude my girlfriend woke up this morning and she totally had a crispylisp.

by Craknor June 12, 2008

crispybits

To be a small, fat, ugly person that is called chris and has no mates

Sean: why are you such a crispybits
Chris: i dont know its just how my mother and father made me.
Sean: well fuck off back to you cave and get some mates.

by ed sheeran November 16, 2011

crispyblankets

a cool tiktoker, he is very funny. :)

“crispyblankets is super funny!”

by parad1s July 21, 2021

CrispyFudge

This man "CrispyFudge" is fighting his own war and he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He is what you call a "chad."

Evil Organization: I will kill you, burn down your house, and rape your kids.

CrispyFudge: "If"
Evil Organization: Begs for mercy and barely escapes his wrath.

by CrispyFudge July 29, 2022

crispylingus

Licking out the crumbs and flavour from a crisp packet

I love performing crispylingus on a packet of walkers prawn cocktail.

by Fantapants75 October 27, 2022

Crispliciousness

So deliciousness and crisp that it's liciousness. Can also be used to throw people of track.

Also Crisplicious

That apple is so pure crispliciousness! John is so crisplicious!

by Joukai January 14, 2009