Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Bruce Springsteen is a daddy

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.

That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.

by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022

bruce

a very cute french bulldog

friend: wow that’s a very cute dog what’s his name

random person: that’s bruce dickhead

by bubblebutthole.com November 11, 2022

Bruce Davidson

The baddest Motherfucker alive. Will do anything, will never lose. Yes he will beat you up.

Bruce Davidson Has to be one of the coolest people I’ve ever met

by Poopiehead12345! November 20, 2022

bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.

Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!

by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

bruce agenda

The Bruce Agenda is an agenda followed by Twitch streamer BruceDropEmOff. The Bruce Agenda is stream once, never stream again.

"Yo Bruce on that Bruce Agenda fr!"
"You tellin' me I gotta wait another 80 years for this mf to stream again? Nahh bro."

by flurples March 1, 2023