Brandon

The biggest poon slayer out there watch out hell fuck yo girl and leave her the next day
Brandon slayed my girlfriends poon last night, I feel proud.
by bmanthepoonslayer October 16, 2014
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gay boi with a tic tac in his pants
That part Chinese, part Filipino guy with the small penis is such a Brandon.
by phatassdonkeydick June 10, 2018
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The dad friend- only he makes child molestation jokes and none of us know if he's serious or not. He is passionate about two things: beating women and his bromance with a bunch of younger males dislcuding one corrupt cop that flexes his small ears
"Imma go rape a kid." -Brandon
by Mimoesss January 26, 2019
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by Alpiney December 11, 2019
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a little boy who has ginger hair and the biggest choud that you will ever see, if you can even see it. He also sucks at all Call of Duty games.
person 1: omg, we just pwnd that team in COD

person 2: what did you expect, we were playing against brandon
by BigT 232 December 08, 2010
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An idiosyncratic female that thinks outside the box who knows what she want and not afraid to go after it. May be called a bitch amongst other things because of it. Someone who can rise from the veritable ashes of their lives like the legendary phoenix and recreate themselves on every level.
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by scherezade February 03, 2010
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A person that is a future pedophile and likes to hit on 12 year olds. they have gay tattoos on there arm and love BMX.
Wow did you see Brandon making out with that twelve year old, isn't he like 16
by crabmeat95 August 19, 2011
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