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Inner Sassy Black Woman

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.
Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!
by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire August 4, 2008
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Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a March 2, 2010
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Black Friday

Black Friday - The day %75 of retail workers want to murder themselves. As they look at the clock that says 11:55 P.M. They're nervous because they're about to face the time when 3,000 stupid mother fuckers come in trampling one another for pointless half price bullshit like a fucking like a toothbrush. Half of these disgusting fat fucks smell like Satans shit pit, on they're way to buy some deodorant that you can obviously tell they hadn't wore for 8 fucking years. Of course, you also have India's population full of fucking retards waiting out side of Best buy and GameStop to get a video game $25 off, or the greatest ever taller and 1mm thinner newest fucking IPhone in which they'll either crack the screen, leave it in their pants when they put it in the washer, get some virus by watching a fuck ton of porn, or Apple will just make a new taller and thinner "Cutting technology" iPhone in another 3 months. So they chunk the one they murdered a pregnant lady and 4 small children to get off a cliff and buy the new one for $1500. All of this happens ironically after the day we admitting that we are thankful for everything we have.
*BREAKING NEWS* a 76 year old lady was killed on Black Friday by a 32 year old man while arguing over who gets the last (insert useless item)"
by TheUD at IFunny November 26, 2014
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black mist

A person who does not know how to use a razor and as they shave there facial hair they shave their eyebrows off.
Dude in ER: Yo... we got a black mist coming in.
Female Nurse... I'll get some new eyebrows
by 1738SexyBeast15 June 7, 2018
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Black olives matter

A movement whose main focus is to disrupt the food chain.
Did you know that black olives matter now?
by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021
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Black clover depression

When you finish and the anime and you become depressed
by Hduxisiw August 27, 2021
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black and orange youtube

Guy 1 "Ayo were you on the black and orange youtube tonight"

Guy 2 "For sure"

Guy 1 "You a hoe"

Guy 2 how does that make me a hoe.... oh you meant the hub?"

Guy 1 "Ye? what did you think"

Guy 2 "I thought you meant.... forget about it".
by Branman sam October 6, 2021
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