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Blucking 

I spent the best part of 2 hours Blucking this lass.
When you're down Blucking a bit of snatch, lift her legs right up and put her knees towards her ears..

With your hands on her arse cheeks, you can rock her back and forth on the bed and can slip a cheeky rim in there whilst doing so.. pressure on her arse cheeks opens her up for better tongue access..

It's a sure fire winner.. and if you're with a relatively new bird.. it's a cheeky little tester to see if she's game for that kind of schnizzle...
Blucking by Wobblybob July 30, 2010
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Blucking 

A combination of sexual activity and oral sex. Also, fucking and a blow job. The guys dick pierces through the entire being of the girls body, that it goes through her throat and out her mouth. Can usually happen only once, as Blucking can damage the body
Boy: i almost sent her to the hospital cause we were Blucking so hard last night.

Boy: tryna bluck?
Girl: what's that?
Boy: fuck n blowjob
Girl: I don't suck Dick
Boy: fu q
Blucking by honeydawg May 30, 2016

Olympic Cock blocking 

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.

Lilia Buckingham 

A bisexual sweetheart who's obsessed with Animal Crossing and Spencer Reid. Loves her girlfriend and Criminal Minds so much that she secretly might have a fan account for both. Her nickname is "bottom". Oh yeah, her Twitter is also gay asf.
Girl number 1: I don't know what's wrong with me
Girl number 2: Wdym?
Girl number 1: For some reason I can't stop baking
Girl number 2: I think you have the Lilia Buckingham disease

bucking babe

This is a hot young woman who begins to buck when about to cum!
Kissing Susie down below will make her one bucking babe!
bucking babe by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Skull Blocking

It's when u send some funny meme in #general and someone send a picture below u preventing u from getting ur hard earned skulls
-Wabka: *sends a pic*
-AOT: *sends a pedo joke right after him*
-Wabka: STOP SKULL BLOCKING

dog blocking 

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."
dog blocking by rufusclay November 9, 2013
Word of the Day on February 8, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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