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Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.
“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”
by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018
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talking behind your back

the act of talking bad about someone when they are not present.
lindsay: "katie is a bitch"
jessica: "yeah, not the brightest either"

in other room
katie: "what are jessica and lindsay saying"
kim: "oh they are just talking behind your back about how bitchy you are"
katie: gasp.
by letsdancetothissong August 7, 2010
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Blindingly gay

Pat Woodruff, perhaps the 1st man to seamlessy blend homosexuality and dirtyness to create his own level of homosexuality well above that of the average man.
Goddamns i hates that Pat, so dirty and annoying.
by Jorge Gonzalez January 12, 2005
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Blind Cyclops

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.
Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.
by Daddyslick February 2, 2006
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Pussy Blinders

In refrence to some one who is pussy whooped by there girl friend. AKA Cole
by Ryan February 12, 2004
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blind

Homer was blind when he arrived on Ios, so was I.
by Father Billy April 11, 2004
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Blind Man's Pleasure

1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish.

2) need for the use of a blindfold to forget about the vision of one ugly succubus.
* Timmy had some Blind Man's Pleasure with Tina after having acid poured into his eyes.
*Thankfully i had a paperbag handy to enjoy some Blind Man's Pleasure after seeing a face that looks like Carmen Electra after getting beatin in the face, scarred with a butcher knife, bitten by a rat, and pissed on.
by Polish Avenger January 30, 2006
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