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Beaver Pelt

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.
1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.
by makemepuke September 18, 2006
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Beaver

a small fur bearing animal that can swollow tube steak whole.
by Dustin July 15, 2004
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Western Beaver

A place that is west of Beaver. It contains quite a few whores that only date gentlemen from other areas because kids in their own district know that they are skanks. They are also all underage which makes them either quite nice or disgusting depending on how much of a Blackhawk creep you are.
Sheesh, those ladies from Western Beaver are some big time whores. Just look at that one chick... all she dates is older Blackhawk guys every other day! And then look at that one! She wants a new Blackhawk guy every other day as well! DOUBLE WHAMMY HOES!
by ScoobyDooWooHoo August 6, 2008
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dumb beaver

us :hey look it is a dumb beaver
by ksaahn January 27, 2010
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Beavers

The small furry animal. Also the OSU Beavers, the sad sorry excuse for a college team who loses to the Oregon Ducks at everything.
beavers, osu, ducks, etc
by Goducks798 January 15, 2009
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Beaver Tail

An older woman with natural titties that begin to sag taking on the shape of a beaver tail.
"Did you see that older woman with the big naturals? She is older so they are starting to look like beaver tails."
by KRS922 May 1, 2010
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Beavers Dam

When feeding the beavers, a wall of logs is built, trapping all the water inside the dam.
(To block the toilet with an abnormal sized turd)
Jim: Hey Bob!!! Do you have a plunger? Theres a beavers dam up here!!
by Jim-bob April 9, 2003
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