Sarah Bear Foot

When you get dirty, black feet indoors regardless of whether you've been wearing socks, shoes, or just taken a shower. This pedestrian condition is quite contagious in that you can develop "the dirty foot" just by being in close proximity with an afflicted carrier.

Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.

Sarah was often confused with a circus entertainer that walked barefoot on hot coals. It turns out she just had a bad case of Sarah Bear Foot.

by Slap Bet Commissioner July 10, 2012

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Sleepy Old Bear

Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

by dilly g January 13, 2009

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Rapist Polar Bear

A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.

bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"

door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"

by wtf what name isnt being used? July 12, 2011

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Thin Strap Beard

A chin strap beard variation, that is as few possible follicles wide. The thinner it is, the better and/or douchier. Can be found commonly on the faces of frat members, pizza delivery guys, and every guy who works at hollister.

Bro #1 "Yo did you see chad's new thin strap beard?"

Bro #2 " Yeah dude, it looks like a line of ants"

by ChadBroIll69(HaHa get it) October 19, 2011

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