hot coals

when the hair on a mans balls is so flaming red, that one would attempt to light a cigarette with them

That guy has such a horrible case of firecrotch, his nuts resemble hot coals. I think its time for him to trim.

by bLiTcH December 26, 2007

Hot Coal

When one deficates into a sock then slaps another across the face with it.

"Dude, you just totally hot coaled me"

"Your mother loves a hot coal"

by Rimjobs forever January 18, 2012

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

by fandomgirl92 March 23, 2012

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019