My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Cock Blaster

A bitch that loves to blast cocks, she doesn't give a shit whos dick she's blasting, as long as she is blasting dick she DON'T GIVE A SHIT about nothin'! When she's not blasting dick she's manipulating silly men to give them money to buy things like Gold Rings and Necklaces. As long as she is either blasting some random guys (with money) dick or getting some idiot douch to get her hair done for he she ain't fuckin' arsed.

Sexy Jess: Hey baby can I have some money for my lunch?
Rich guy: Sure choke on this bitch...
Sexy Jess: That was nice, I loved it. I'd love some lobster though.
Rich (and sexually satified) guy: Hell yeah baby here's $150 for your lunch!
Some random dude: WHAT THE FUCK $150 FOR LUNCH WHAT'S SHE GONNA BUY A FUCKIN' 724 COURSE MEAL?
Rich guy: I got doh motherfucker so fuck you, I buy bitches like there ain't no tommorow, Fuck you
Some random dude: FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU DO REALIZE SHE'S JUST WITH YOU FOR THE CASH RIGHT?
Rich (ang retarded) guy: Fuck you
Some random guy: she is a cock blaster she just blasts that cash out of cock. She's a pro.

by MickTheTrushJohnson September 4, 2007

batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

Nigger shit kkk blaster

It's when you keep a gun in the glove compartment and it randomly goes off and shoots your cock off!!

I just witnessed a nigger shit kkk blaster.

by Jack nigha12 November 25, 2020

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.

Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.

by The Real Space Space Nigger August 9, 2011

Master Blaster

While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"

GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.

by Jobez December 13, 2008

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003