A girlfriend whose girth is equal to that of a hippo, but has the ability to mask said girth to her boyfriend even though it is evident to the rest of the world.
Jordan: "what do you think of my new chick guys?"
Mike: "Where is she behind the fat chick?"
Jordan: "what do you mean?"
Mike: "dude, you have a Girlfriendoppotamus"
Mike: "Where is she behind the fat chick?"
Jordan: "what do you mean?"
Mike: "dude, you have a Girlfriendoppotamus"
by Grob1782 February 28, 2011
Get the Girlfriendoppotamus mug.The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.
by Burger King Diamond July 3, 2011
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The girlfriend effect is when a man and/or a teenager gets a girlfriend they spend less time with their friends more time trying to impress theur girlfriend. They can also spend the same amount of time with their friends but be some of the following when with them: moody, cocky, sad, angry, and other effects. This can cause them to lose their friends and then they lose him and there for dislike their friends because there girlfriend has taken over their life
by Youre welcome March 30, 2017
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“Omg nene x girlfriend is soooooo cannon like imagine girlfriend leaving “KiEtH” to be with nene omg so cute aww UwU”
by CarRide August 8, 2021
Get the nene x girlfriend mug.the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.
guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
by kurticus June 25, 2006
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Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.
Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.
Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.
by Qreatin June 17, 2020
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