Puffalump

An obese girl that relishes giving oral favors
NicK: "what? I know she's heavy. but shes cute."
Sean: "I'm not saying anything I love me a good Puffalump"
by Qreatin September 15, 2023
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waswife

what you call your wife after separation by prior to divorce.
P: "Hey. do you still talk to your wife?"
Q: "Whoa. we're separated. and no."

P: "no divorced. so she's not an ex yet?"
Q: "No: She's the waswife"
by Qreatin December 12, 2020
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Office Cute

Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.
by Qreatin September 15, 2023
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Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

girlfling
Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.
by Qreatin June 17, 2020
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Collaborhate

1.) Working together to a common goal, but for totally different reasons.

2.) Groups of cubicle workers forced to work together that cannot stand each other. The goal of a manager forcing collaboration is to get results, but it usually ends up involving HR or therapy.
John: Man, Steve is such a douche bag.

Mike: I know. I have to collaborhate with him on the upcoming marketing demo. I keep avoiding it hoping he'll just get fired or die.
by Qreatin December 04, 2010
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Fuzzballs

That really good feeling that tingles down below. Coined by musician Nathan Cavaleri on his twitch stream after he got particularly excited about a track he was laying down.

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"ahh yeah. thats good. its giving me Fuzzballs"
by Qreatin September 05, 2021
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girlfling

1. A steady girl you are sleeping with, maybe monogamous, but not necessarily committed to for the long term. Could be classified as a summer romance, or a spring break hook up.
John: Have you heard about Larry's girlfling?
Jack: Yeah. Shes apparently great in bed, goes home in the morning, and isn't all clingy.
by Qreatin February 06, 2012
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