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Flumidity

Simply put: Humidity in Florida.

It's hot other places. It's humid other places, but Florida? It's a whole different type of Flumid.
Nick: I'm not going anywhere today.
Ray: Why? its not that hot.

Nick: No. its the flumidity. its easily 98% and no chance of rain. Florida is broken.
by Qreatin September 15, 2023
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girlfling

1. A steady girl you are sleeping with, maybe monogamous, but not necessarily committed to for the long term. Could be classified as a summer romance, or a spring break hook up.
John: Have you heard about Larry's girlfling?
Jack: Yeah. Shes apparently great in bed, goes home in the morning, and isn't all clingy.
by Qreatin February 6, 2012
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Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.
Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.
by Qreatin June 17, 2020
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waswife

what you call your wife after separation by prior to divorce.
P: "Hey. do you still talk to your wife?"
Q: "Whoa. we're separated. and no."

P: "no divorced. so she's not an ex yet?"
Q: "No: She's the waswife"
by Qreatin December 12, 2020
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Puffalump

An obese girl that relishes giving oral favors
NicK: "what? I know she's heavy. but shes cute."
Sean: "I'm not saying anything I love me a good Puffalump"
by Qreatin September 15, 2023
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Office Cute

Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.
by Qreatin September 15, 2023
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Foster Girlfriend

A girl who dates a guy until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

girlfling
Mike: Is Jim dating Sarah?
Sam: No, Sarah is the Foster Girlfriend so he isn't alone.

Mike: aww. poor Jim. I hope he finds is forever home soon.
by Qreatin June 17, 2020
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