Qreatin's definitions

Mouthtrap

a slang term for a person with an oral fixation that's had a lot of practice. Can be positive or negative connotations

I went out with Jen last week. She's a mouthtrap.. Might have to date her or run away.

by Qreatin November 30, 2025

Office Cute

Someone who might be cute in every day life, but has become exceptionally more attractive because of the lack of other options at your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Mark: Those pinstripe pants sure are working for Sandy
Nick: Yeah she's office cute anyway, so that's a bonus.

by Qreatin September 15, 2023

Puffalump

An obese girl that relishes giving oral favors

NicK: "what? I know she's heavy. but shes cute."
Sean: "I'm not saying anything I love me a good Puffalump"

by Qreatin September 15, 2023

Flumidity

Simply put: Humidity in Florida.

It's hot other places. It's humid other places, but Florida? It's a whole different type of Flumid.

Nick: I'm not going anywhere today.
Ray: Why? its not that hot.

Nick: No. its the flumidity. its easily 98% and no chance of rain. Florida is broken.

by Qreatin September 15, 2023

Fuzzballs

That really good feeling that tingles down below. Coined by musician Nathan Cavaleri on his twitch stream after he got particularly excited about a track he was laying down.

clips.twitch.tv/SaltyExquisiteLEDTheRinger-5CnO6QOD3FyD580M

"ahh yeah. thats good. its giving me Fuzzballs"

by Qreatin September 5, 2021

waswife

what you call your wife after separation by prior to divorce.

P: "Hey. do you still talk to your wife?"
Q: "Whoa. we're separated. and no."

P: "no divorced. so she's not an ex yet?"
Q: "No: She's the waswife"

by Qreatin December 12, 2020

Foster Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl until they find their "forever home." Please note: Sometimes this isnt by choice.

Sam: Dude. Did you hear Jim and Sarah broke up?

Mike: Yeah. He was just the Foster Boyfriend.

by Qreatin June 17, 2020