Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman July 18, 2016

Birth Poop

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

birth poop

A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.

Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.

by Rainey4 May 7, 2017

Birthday Bust

On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.

Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"

Jerry: "only 4 times."

by JackTheKiller6 November 5, 2017

birthday tits

A southern tradition where a guy is shown tits for his birthday

It’s my birthday. Time for some birthday tits!

by Mannnn1086 January 11, 2018

birthday suck

A birthday suck is where a girl will give a guy a blowjob on his birthday. Most of the time it will end in the "birthday cream cake" in which the girl will swallow the guys cum, simulating swallowing whipped cream.

Other Names:
Birthday Suc
Birthday Sucky
Birthday Suckerburg

Lindsey gave Collin a birthday suck then a birthday cream cake. I heard she's good at it.

by Mark SuckerBurg May 20, 2018