The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the the age of well-behaving animals mug.John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019
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How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!
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Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour
Girl 2: Ew, that’s that broke boy behaviour
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Get the Broke boy behaviour mug.When a person (of any gender) displays a gross sense of entitlement towards a girl that wants nothing to do with them + harrasses her + doesn’t respect her boundaries as a girl that wants nothing to do with them. Overall a person who shamelessly harrasses a girl / makes her uncomfortable in a way where she’s cornered and can’t actively do anything to get away from them
Abusive boyfriend behavior- literally just the behavior me and my friends got talked to about by our parents. (Scary, threatening, rapisty)
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