river oaks baptist boys

Nerdy, short, mean, average looking bullies who annoyingly obsess over girls from other schools, especially Kinkaid. They have bad BS and no game. They're bad at sports too.

Robs Girl 1: It’s so annoying how the river oaks baptist boys ignore us.
Robs girl 2: Ik!!! All they do is hook up with Ava, Anna Cate, Brisa.

by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019

Baptism Fart

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.

Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."

by DATGAS January 29, 2012

bartender body

Where you have excess fat around your midsection because you drink everyday and sleep till 3pm not making it to a gym.

Is that a tire in her shirt?

"No bro she got bartender body "

by Ballenwv08 November 12, 2013

Bart

A person who typically has no common sense, often is obsessed with themselves, and has literal Down syndrome and/or Autism. He will most likely go no where in life and become an alcoholic and/or pothead

Wow do you see that dumbass over there? Ya he looks like a Bart

by Chocolate cake boi June 1, 2018

Shanah bartels money

It's a noun. Always, ALWAYS to be spent on Josh Maloney

Shanah bartels money was spent on Josh because she is a nice person

by Spend your money on me June 10, 2018

John the Baptist Cockfish

A man who thinks he is a baptist is is really a man who worships the cocks of fish. One who is still in the closet and wishes he is a man. A man who has a vagina and no spine

"It is time to leave.", says the bar tender.
"Hold on John the Baptist Cockfish, I have not finished my drink."

by Hybrid Soul Taker December 16, 2010

baptize

To smack or "bap" someone upside the head or forehead. Can be used in reference to shows (etc.) that consist of someone believed to be a healer doing the work of God. These said "healers" will violently thrust their hand upon (bap) the person needing healed's head, forehead, or face. This is intended to cure said victim.

Seth: "Did you just see that dude baptize Eric?"

Sara: "He can walk again! Can that guy cure his new concussion?"

by Master Ali June 29, 2007