National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out on 28th July and she has to say yes

Boy Will go out with me

Girl yessss

Its National ask your crush out day shoot your shot

by Brussels July 28, 2022

National Ask Your Crush Out Day

October 3 At 12:00 you have to ask your crush out!

Travis-hey Mary I wanted to ask you out

Mary-OMG today is National ask your crush out day!!

by Djdbdbd October 2, 2021

who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

Ask

A tool typically used for chopping wood

Again she swung the ask, and this time it went half way through the log.

by Bettie Machete April 20, 2022

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

Who asked?

Something a incoherent kid says when an argument isn't going their way and your whole class acts like made the greatest comeback of the century

Guy 1: "Bro shut up I banged your mom last night"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "I banged your mo-"
Guy 2: Who Asked?"
Class: "OOOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT ROASTED OOOOOOO"

by Qutex March 21, 2022

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021