Useless as a damp SQUID 

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

Useless as a damp SQUID by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

slow as a hard shit

Slower than shit.

A seemingly never ending period of extreme discomfort or boredom.

As opposed to a period of time that is simply extensive, "slow as a hard shit," embodies those agonizingly long stays on the loo, white knuckled on the handicapped bar, when you walk away bow legged and with broken blood vessels in the eyes.

Citizen 2: Hey Cit-1, you see that movie online last night?

Citizen 1: Nah man... my connection was slow as a hard shit. The movie would only load a few percent at a time... I know all too well how long those endeavors take!

Stoner 3: Dude maan.... holy shit.. 2, you see 1 takin' this bong rip man?

Stoner 2: He's slow as a hard shit, but damn mann... this shit is historical.

Stoner 1: ::smiles lazily and slumps back in his chair, with his rumbling stomach being the only sign of life::

slow as a hard shit by GuermoT December 26, 2009

full as a caterpillars sock drawer 

to be full,

multiple, many
crammed

I was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

The bus was as full as a caterpillars sock drawer

full as a caterpillars sock drawer by legseleven December 6, 2013

Makes A's and B's

Makes A's and B's is a street term used among gang members in the hood. It usually means that a person is not about the life they claim and were really good kids. It another way of saying their soft or not like that.

Joe: Man King Von really bout that life!
Tom: Idk why fans think Durk is tho?
Both: Durk Makes A's and B's!

Makes A's and B's by CurrencySinz March 30, 2021

interesting as a wet sponge 

Extremely boring.

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.

interesting as a wet sponge by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011

Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) 

A person who jumps to conclusions and speaks or acts out without full knowledge of the current situation, and then winds up looking like a jackass when informed of what's really going on.

"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some donkey ears!"

Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) by javajester October 13, 2009

mad as a cut snake

To be pissed off..or really angry as a snake would be if you cut it

I can't believe she took my new dress with out asking, I'm as mad as a cut snake with her..

mad as a cut snake by sarah April 28, 2004