angry ocelot

Have your woman do a hand stand, and pour packets of Pop Rocks into her vagina. Once popping commences have her get on her knees and elbows, with her hands out in front, so she is relaxing as an ocelot would. Screw her until the Pop Rocks have stopped popping. At this point add more Pop Rocks to either her vagina or mouth and screw her or get head. It may be hard to to find a vagina with particularly large women, so it is advised to roll them in flour. You can assume that the flour will stick to any moisture, so this may help to locate the vagina. If this does not work, looking for pubes would be the next logical step. Based on the fact that large women can not see their vagina's, it would be impossible for them to shave down there. This tip may also help you find your point of entry. When all else fails, poke your dick around until it feels good.
by doubleO July 16, 2010
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Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.
OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!
by foofy January 17, 2009
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angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue
after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.
by dan and david June 17, 2006
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angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.
I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.
by skaczII December 23, 2013
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angry Nick

An "angry Nick" is a customer support person in any line of business, but particularly computers, who becomes so frustrated with his inability to change end users that he kills a hobo.
Did you hear that the new guy became so frustrated with setting up the internet for the twelve o'clock flasher that he pulled an angry Nick and ended up in a mental institution?
by OWW June 17, 2008
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The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.
Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!
by kaybearbee May 25, 2011
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