a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.
while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.
the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.
this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.
the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.
this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
Get the Critical Titsmug. by JRMS June 14, 2004
Get the Runner Titsmug. by bill waffle December 23, 2008
Get the tit sniffermug. A saying that is generally used to describe something that is considered to be awesome, whether it be an object or to simply express satisfaction, acceptance and approval of a certain situation by comparing it to female breasts.
Biff Wellington: "I can't wait to finish work and just kick back with a cold beer and watch the footy, it's going to be sweet as tits"
Jack Mehoff: "Dude! My new car is sweet as tits!"
Pat Hiscock: "Hey, man. Your penis enlarger just arrived in the mail..."
Mike Hunt: "Sweet as tits!"
Jack Mehoff: "Dude! My new car is sweet as tits!"
Pat Hiscock: "Hey, man. Your penis enlarger just arrived in the mail..."
Mike Hunt: "Sweet as tits!"
by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah February 23, 2011
Get the Sweet as titsmug. - Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009
Get the Tit Thrustermug. A Natural Resource found on the Pregnant Human Female, Used during
harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.
harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.
Yo.. We just ran out of cow juice..
Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits?
Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...
Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits?
Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...
by divewave December 31, 2012
Get the Fiscal Titsmug. I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
by Teratogen December 25, 2011
Get the tits flyingmug.