Woman

1. Female of the human species. For counterpart, see also Man.
2. Is neither inherently superior, nor inferior to the male. What she lacks, he possesses and vice versus. Only distinguishable via genitalia.
3. Generally an emotional creature due to inherent hormonal physically traits resultant of genitalia necessary for child bearing.
4. Physically weaker than the male and, due to societal emphasis on physical prowess, tends to be forced/assume the role of an inferior or subservient creature thus the "prettier" of the species.
5. Tends to think with the right brain (creative) and thusly tends to be more creative than male counterpart.
6. Eve: purveryed of sin into the world.
7. Biologically, the muscular system of the female is considerably less developed than that of the male, however the bone structure/density of the female is far superior (as necessary for biological reproduction), thus contributing to the longer life span of the female.
8. When treated right, best damn thing any man could ever hope to have.

That poor woman needs an epidural!
That woman is HOW old?!
What a woman!

by Youknowwho June 4, 2003

woman whore

A woman who sleeps around a lot, but she does it in the manner that a man whore would, i.e. she is the one in control, and the men she is sleeping with are the ones being used.

Damn dude, I got totally used by that woman whore last night. She was smokin' hot, though.

by sncdskjfkdsj January 24, 2007

independent black woman

One who don't need no man.

Bob: did you see that independent black woman?

Tim: yeah.

Bob: she don't need no man.

by Skittles21 May 30, 2014

scorpion woman

A total bitch that is way out of line. Scorpion women need to be put in their place.

Susan: Oh, by the way, i rang up $3000 on the credit card while you were working your ass off at work today...
Mike: You... SCORPION WOMAN!

by allyourbase1081 October 4, 2006

trans woman

A trans woman is a woman who was sexed "male" at birth. Trans women run the gamut from non-op to pre-op to post-op.

Kim Petras is a trans woman, and so is Calpernia Addams; RuPaul, in contrast, is a drag queen.

by Miz Thang May 7, 2009

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Behaving and/or presenting yourself in a false manner...

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman would be using a cheesy pickup one liner OR attempting to impress a woman through unfounded/untrue exploits and/or achievements

by tazwegion July 30, 2008

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."

When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."

by Karl March 15, 2004