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Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.
Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.
Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019
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Tinky Winkn' 

Tinky Winkn' is when the temperature is 50 degrees or lower outside on a consistant basis and your hotdog be turtlin all the time, so you act accordingly.
Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my superficial outward authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at work!"

D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been gay this whole time!"
Tinky Winkn' by fat obese lady July 10, 2022

Shannon of wine 

to overfill a wine glass because you want to empty the bottle.
I just poured myself a Shannon of wine.
Shannon of wine by chitowngirl220 October 22, 2010

Ginger Window 

gin·ger win·dow {jin-jer win-doh}
n.

1. Slang for the anus. The term originated from a seasonal Gingerbread House Kit sold by Trader Joe's Grocery Stores. The house has a puckered circular window above the front door that looks unmistakenly like a "butthole" or anus.
"Her pants were creeping down so far I could totally see her ginger window!"
or
"Oh baby, when I get home you better be ready 'cause I'm totally gonna poke you in the Ginger Window!"
Ginger Window by Tactor November 15, 2011

Brick In The Wind

Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.

If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.
Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'

An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.
Brick In The Wind by TWC.TV November 6, 2016

Wing Block 

A person who prevents others from enjoying chicken wings.
"Man, my mom is being a total wing block."
Wing Block by Orhpius July 7, 2008