Skip to main content

Washing the rabbit

What Dave likes to do rather than waterskiing
Me: Dave do you want to come waterskiing?
Dave: Sorry i cant im washing the rabbit.
by Toneee August 11, 2008
mugGet the Washing the rabbit mug.

Wadding

The act of inserting larger and larger objects into the urethra of the penis to stretch it out. Usually performed until another penis can be inserted into it.
I've been wadding myself so much I can't stop peeing. But I can fit two dicks in there now.
by phadrox February 24, 2010
mugGet the Wadding mug.

Washingtonian

1) Someone from Washington.

2) A weird person who doesn't use an umbrella when there's clearly water falling out of the sky.

3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way.

4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing.

5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.
1) "I'm a Washingtonian."

2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much rain and died."
"Why wasn't he using an umbrella?"
"I don't know. He must be a Washingtonian."

3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT way = Oh-ree-gahn

4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy*
Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!"

5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn't have an air conditioner in his apartment."
"What kind of idiot doesn't have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?"
"I don't know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don't believe in air conditioning.
by Live.Love.Learn July 24, 2009
mugGet the Washingtonian mug.

Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.
Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.
by Woody February 24, 2004
mugGet the Washing theory mug.

washingtonism

to kill the presidents that already died.
"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"
by ktbadger January 6, 2008
mugGet the washingtonism mug.

wasping

The act of either loitering around and staring expectantly at, or outright stealing someone else's food whilst they're trying to eat it.

'Wasps' will typically not buy anything whilst you are getting food, with the excuse that they are not hungry. This is a ruse, as they are already planning a future attack on one of your pizza slices for when you next look away.

If caught in the act, a 'wasp' will either defend themselves by pointing out how they don't have any food, how you have too much food, or how they weren't hungry five minutes ago, but are now. This is bullshit.

'Wasps' should be swiftly and efficiently dealt with by a quick squirt in the eyes with bug spray, like you might any other insect-y bastard. Another prevention method is to cover your food in something only you would eat. This will repulse 'wasps' and most likely cause them to tell you how "disgusting" it is. This is only because you have spoiled their food-freeloading fantasies.
Stop bloody wasping on my chips, Jason! I asked if you wanted any when we were in the chippy, and you said you weren't hungry!
by Grammared! August 6, 2016
mugGet the wasping mug.

washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes
Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real
by shrekxy September 19, 2019
mugGet the washing dishes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email