Garrett: Can I have a Miller Lite, please?
Tim: Can you also get him a brush so he can clean the sand out of his faggot vagina?
Bartenter: Sorry, we're out of Miller Lite.
Garrett: I'll have white wine then.
Tim: You're gay.
Disco vagina is when your vagina sweats. The name derives from the fact that that when females are "clubbing" or at a disco/party, the dancing and heat causes their vagina to produce sweat.
" I was at the club all night and i got so hot that I got disco vagina."