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The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.
Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...
Twindemic by YAWA September 22, 2020
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Hand twins 

When you find something in common with someone else that involves your hand.
My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything

Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!
Hand twins by Hdjfskabdhsjbekif September 11, 2019
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baptizing the twins 

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.
I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.
baptizing the twins by nippleboy September 1, 2009

Twinflame 

Twin flames are your ultimate relationship, and EVERYONE has a twin. They are your mirror as well. The embody things about yourself that you may not like, and vice versa.

The biggest difference between soul mates and twin flames, is that soul mates often start out being harmonious, and they continue to be harmonious. Close friends an family an also be soulmates. However, you can also have a twin flame be a soul mate, but the twin flame aspect trumps the soul mate part.

One is of the runner, and the other is the chaser. The chaser is more aware and understanding. They often feel that they HAVE to do something to get their twin, as in initiate something, because they feel that if they don't', this person will be gone from their life forever., which is certainly not the case. The runner twin feels these intense emotions as well, but instead of chasing their other half, they run from it. Usually, the runner has never experienced such profound feelings for any, and they run out of fear.

When the runner is running, the chaser tends to 'give up', as in not chase them anymore and leave them be. However, they feel this incredible loss, and may experience bouts of random crying and other emotional things while separated from their twin.

They realize that life without them s no the best that it col be, and they finally realize how much they need their other half in their life.
I feel that he is my Twinflame. We complete/understand each other more than anyone else ever could.
Twinflame by lovelyj_21 December 29, 2015

twingle butt hair 

an asshair that gets pulled by underwear.
i think its time to wax, i just felt a twingle butt hair.
twingle butt hair by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

twinkie puffer 

A female who likes to give oral relations to an asian male who is not very big en los pantalones.
That chick is such a a twinkie puffer
twinkie puffer by borat cracka November 30, 2006
A close friend, even your best friend, who may light up your life and make your eyes twinkle. Origination from the movie 21 & Over directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore when the two protagonists were playing beer pong.
"Ashley, you're my twinkle"
"OMG your contact name in my phone is 'Twinkle'!"
Twinkle by alphaparticle March 27, 2015