An act where a person pretends to be occupied on their cell phone to ignore or avoid social situations or other real world happenings.
person #1: I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there.
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!
by fakeneuron September 22, 2014
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Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
by Carnthepear September 12, 2015
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by Rhino hard August 10, 2016
Get the turtle head poking mug.The art of inserting four knuckles into your father's anus and grabbing ahold of your thumb to work it back and forth in return directly for cannabis or money to buy cannabis
by Turtleflippa3000 March 30, 2017
Get the Turtle Flipper mug.Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.
Friend- "dude where'd you go"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017
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by Tommy North-Wat January 10, 2018
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by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018
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