turtlecell

An act where a person pretends to be occupied on their cell phone to ignore or avoid social situations or other real world happenings.

person #1: I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there.
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!

turtlecell by fakeneuron September 22, 2014

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turtleshell

Covering your dick with your balls.

James just showed me his turtleshell.

turtleshell by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

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Turtleshellitus

A rare birth condition where babies are born with a turtle like shell they can retract into

My daughter was born with Turtleshellitus so she retracts into her shell whenever she is scared.

Turtleshellitus by That1Seal October 1, 2025

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Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

It means your hairline is built like a turtles shell pattern

“Your hairline is receding so bad you look like an Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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