turkey pussy

A turkey pussy can be defined as a vagina with very pronounced, sagging lips and vulva that hang. This is usually common in older women.

"Yeah, one way to look at it is that she's older and experienced. Another way is that she has a turkey pussy."

by Ronald H. December 2, 2007

Turku

City in Finland, Europe. 175000 inhabitants, former capital of state, until Helsinki named new capital in 1812.
Peoples in Turku speak odd dialect of finnish which sounds funny.

mää ole Turkkusest!
I'm from Turku

by matti April 6, 2005

turkey

beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..

idiot spaz Turkey

by TheTurth94 June 30, 2011

hand turkey

when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey

"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!"

by John Diack January 10, 2008

turkish shower

the act of putting on cologne to mask body odor, instead of showering or bathing.

"yea baby i DID shower today, I took a Turkish Shower!"

by Eden Muslimman September 27, 2008

turkeys

a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii

those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit

by nadia January 7, 2004

turkey turd

tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.

"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"

by Judge Smails November 29, 2005