tuna can

a penis that resembles a can of tuna, very thick but not very long. This trait is usually attributed to men that are white, tall, skinny, and usually own ridiculously huge dogs, trucks, and guns.

Dude, Brian got so drunk last night he stuck his dick in that fat chick. I bet she loved the tuna can.

by SicAssMic April 12, 2009

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

Tuna Pita

n. A long, stinky, big pussy usually accompanied by a furburger.

"I was with this pig last night, and I went to house that tuna pita, but I couldn't see past that big ol' furburger."

by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 24, 2004

Tuna Pie

1. A Slang word for Vagina.
2. A term for a vagina that has been given oral sex.

1. "Damn, Kelsey really needs to clean her tuna pie."
2. "I gotta admit, I didn't mind having Monica's tuna pie for lunch."

by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008

Tentacle Sandwiche

An 'outie' vagina, that has flaps coming out of nowhere, that resemble tentacles. This is on the oposite side of the scale compared to a 'front bum'. Ideally you want something between the two extremes.

I went down on that girl, and I had quite the tentacle sandwiche to deal with. Was getting hit from all sides.

by pokermurphy1 January 27, 2009

Tuna Fish Sandwich

(n)

The act of rubbing two unwashed vaginas together in a sexual manner.

Olga and Bethany were horny even though their water was shut off, so they decided to Tuna Fish Sandwich eachother.

by One Twenty7 January 23, 2011

Tuna Smoothie

What you order when eating out a land whale.

"Last night I went down on a girl I met at the bar."
"Oh you mean that land whale? I hope she makes a good tuna smoothie."

by Cuntty McCunterson January 10, 2012