Toilet Bowl Terrorism

The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.

"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."

"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."

by Chad Danger September 5, 2013

Toilet bowl special

When a female performes oral sex while using the toilet

She gave me the toilet bowl special last night at the party!

by Dyldylbaby September 6, 2013

toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet

I am the toilet master.

by fragileego May 16, 2014

toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.

Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!

by mindfkr December 12, 2014

toilet sweat

A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.

Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.

by LuckyCurtin January 1, 2015

Toilet skating

Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..

Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck

Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for

Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide

by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015