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Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.
If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.
by whamola99 March 1, 2020
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.
Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.
by HCG4 April 15, 2024
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Arm Gooch

Another word for weenus, the part of your arm that slightly resembles an actual gooch of sorts. Also can be a term to describe the part of your arm that continues to wave post wave during a parade type event.
Show me that arm gooch baby”
”damn I need to lift some weights my arm gooch is saggin
by Constable blueberry nips March 26, 2020
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The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy
Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch
by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017
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gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022
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gooch twitch

The unexplainable twitch , muscle twinge felt in ones gooch when watching or seeing an act or accident that looks painful.
Man , did you see his leg snap , just had a nasty gooch twitch !

I can't watch those fail videos , every time I see someone smoke their head on the ground my gooch twitches.
by Trickedncrushed May 15, 2016
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