Creep Around

Similar to the brilliant reach-around, but rather than a stroke and a poke, a gentle cradling of the balls and some sweet
talking is in order.

Dang shorty. What you got on that creep around? Keep the creep on the down low.

by Beerbattered March 24, 2011

Creep

Abraham

Abraham is a creep

by ShawdyWild May 18, 2018

Creep

A person feeling so unlovable/unattractive he or she doesn’t dare to actually engage in mutual connection and flirting, but rather engages with a fantasy version of the crush and thus displays weird and intense behaviour.

Often more attuned to the persons own deep longing for intimacy than the other person and might therefore show creepy behaviour towards almost anyone.

Needs to love themselves better and stop relating to fantasies rather than reality.

“He’s such a creep, hope he can turn that intense craving for my love back on himself and love himself better”

by murchannal November 22, 2024

Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

creep-p

An artist that makes banger songs.
Usually collabs with ghost

Person1: do you know that the artist creep-p released his new album?
Person2:no way!!

by anonymous July 11, 2024

creep

Barthosz. A person called Barthosz, touches kids and HARDCORE female gamers with HIGH ELO. A total creep that deserves to be locked up with any member of the OBCD klan.

Stay away from him.

Barthosz: Can I have your instagram?
You: No
Barthosz: GIVE ME YOUR INSTAGRAM
You: No
Barthosz: Will you marry me? x
You: No
Barthosz: Kiss me goodnite x
You: help
You to an Agent: what a creep Barthosz is!

by Buncha June 3, 2019

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016