a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.
while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.
the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.
this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.
the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.
this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
Get the Critical Titsmug. by JRMS June 14, 2004
Get the Runner Titsmug. I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
by Teratogen December 25, 2011
Get the tits flyingmug. by bill waffle December 23, 2008
Get the tit sniffermug. Vert from Hyperdimension Neptunia. Most commonly used by Blanc (who Vert deliberately teases about Blanc's flat chest size).
White Heart (Blanc): Shut yer hole! I can't stand the way you talk all high n' mighty! Get outta here, Thunder Tits!
by Kotokonpa April 23, 2021
Get the Thunder Titsmug. Pillow talk with an emphasis on tits which describes a woman's tits in colorful detail; the best forms of tit-talk are those that refrain from using commonly used terms when referring to a woman's bust, such as the word "tits". Rather, words like "jugs" or "melons" are often used.
Although tit-talk can be spoken by both males and females it is not generally accepted to refer to it as such if spoken by a male. Titmen find tit-talk alluring and sensual because it requires their female partners to "break out of their shells" as with most forms of dirty talk. As a result, tit-talk is often used to arouse a titman even further; usually when there is physical contact with a woman's tits involved as in the case of titfucking.
Due to the commonly acknowledged fact that tit-talk can only be spoken by women it is not something one usually encounters; not unlike other types of pillow talk amongst the female population. A girl with big tits who actually uses tit-talk is considered a sort of "holy grail" to all titmen. This makes it extremely difficult for a titman to "hold his load" when his female partner resorts to tit-talk.
Although tit-talk can be spoken by both males and females it is not generally accepted to refer to it as such if spoken by a male. Titmen find tit-talk alluring and sensual because it requires their female partners to "break out of their shells" as with most forms of dirty talk. As a result, tit-talk is often used to arouse a titman even further; usually when there is physical contact with a woman's tits involved as in the case of titfucking.
Due to the commonly acknowledged fact that tit-talk can only be spoken by women it is not something one usually encounters; not unlike other types of pillow talk amongst the female population. A girl with big tits who actually uses tit-talk is considered a sort of "holy grail" to all titmen. This makes it extremely difficult for a titman to "hold his load" when his female partner resorts to tit-talk.
You wanna hear some tit-talk? I had no idea you were such a titman! Do you like my big and juicy melons, Stud? You've probably never seen boobs as big and MASSIVE as these...do you like the way they bounce and jiggle? My big heaving jugs are all yours, big boy...these giant DD hooters have your name written all over them. Wanna wash your name off my beautiful, nut-busting knockers with your cum?
by bustygirl September 21, 2011
Get the tit-talkmug. - Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009
Get the Tit Thrustermug.