suck me tender

fuck off, go to hell, give me a blowjob (usually talking to a female)

Dark Raven Omega: You suck at life
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender bitch

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

tender tuff

an erection. when you get a hard on. booner

Man,I got a tender tuff looking at that ass

by Mama2cita September 6, 2007

Tender tugger

Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock

Joe: "how was your date with Andy?"
Bob:" It sucked assballs man. I had no clue she was such a tender tugger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

tannerload

a) To carry a weight while logging of no more then 2.5 pounds.

''While I was watching some people cutting down a tree I noticed, one of the groundsmen was only carrying a tannerload.''

by lumberjack321 November 28, 2009

tennessee phil

1. some who collects or enjoys the act of possessing one or more; big pickup tucks with swamp tires, jet or bass boats, and or ATVs 400cc and above
2. one who refers to a woman with a nice butt as having a nice turd cutter

3. an individual with thick Tennessee accent which may offend all northerners

Look at that tennessee phil, he pulls his bass boat to work everyday and never washes his brand new F-350 which he just put a 6 inch lift on.

by Armt Dawgs July 25, 2010

Tender nuggets

your nuts, balls, testicles...

yo man, I axed that girl if she wanted to do the wild thang and she done kick me in my tender nuggets.

by neekers February 23, 2011