taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 29, 2018

take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

take out

(verb) -to leave, to take out is to depart from the vicinity

man#1: "You sticking around?
Man#2:"Naw, I gotta take out son. PEACE!"

by Stygian DJ January 14, 2010

take a whiff

to snort cocaine
Taken from the folk song, "Take A Whiff on Me", recorded by Ledbelly, Woody Guthrie, The Byrds, and The White Stripes, among others

Cocaine's for horses and not for men
Doctors say t'will kill you but they don't say when.
Ho, ho, honey take a whiff on me.

by Litespeed99 June 6, 2009

take a pew

Usually used in the United Kingdom, "take a pew" means "have a seat", as a pew is a long bench with a back, mostly placed in churches.

Come in and take a pew.

by thesky July 12, 2010

Take A Hillary

Taking the nastiest, dirtiest, most vile shit after a night of eating pizza.

Take a Hillary: "Oh god, bro. Those little cheese pizzas with walnut sauce are really messing with my stomach. I gotta go take a massive Hillary!"

by Stephano the Golden Statue December 13, 2016

Take care

A real nifty phrase that should be carefully utilized only in situations where other, more colorful, words do not have a place. For example, when an a**hole is being dismissive or ignoring their sh*tty behavior, you may use to this phrase as a way to say “you’re a piece of sh*t, f*ck off until you realize what an a**hole you were”.

Also doubles as a good way to tell someone that you are disappointed they forgot your birthday and instead of apologizing for it, decided to start an argument.

Example: I was really disappointed by the lack of care you showed recently, and the fact that you decided to argue instead of making it right really hurt. TAKE CARE.

by SkRRRRat November 10, 2022