e-tail therapy

when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.
ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"
by chadwic(K) October 14, 2010
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wolf tail

The tapered end of the turd - resembling a wolf's tail.
I took a 8 inch shit today, and that didn't even include the wolf tail.
by hairy areola December 13, 2010
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Tail wagging the dog

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.
When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.
by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016
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rear tail gunner

A phrase used to describe a homosexual person. Rear tail refers to another mans anus, gunner refers to the other mans penis
'Yo dude, that guys a rear tail gunner'
by JNFE November 04, 2007
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tuck tail weekend

Running away from your problems generally associated with way too much drinking and spending too much money at the bars by traveling to a family member's house the following weekend. To avoid harassment from close friends due to embarrassing performances at the bar.
"Is he around this weekend?" Nah, it's a tuck tail weekend. He was a mess at the bar on Friday and Saturday and spent like $600 at the bar.
by The Widge May 27, 2008
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pee pee tail

a clean pee pee tail is a happy pee pee tail
by ggross November 12, 2009
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floofy tail

Furry term denoting a very soft amiable male/female furry ass/vagina. (possibly both in the case of female furry)
"That is one nice piece of floofy tail." floofy tail
by Jay_the_Dead February 21, 2018
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