The village
The village by mcorr September 29, 2005
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pillage the village
Taking a monolithic shit (usually in a damn near stranger's bathroom) after a long night of getting fuckin plastered
Ahem....whats your name again...not important at the moment but what is, is the location of your bathroom. Its time to pillage the village! Sorry in advance for any damages.
pillage the village by jc804 August 26, 2013
The Veegs
Short for the affliction Video Game Aggression, or VGA, discovered by L. Rowell Huesmann of the University of Michigan in conjunction with the US Center for Disease Control. The disease is characterized with an unhealthy obsession for shader pixels, scantily-clad warrior women, and Hot Pockets. Sufferers will, according to Dr. Huesmann, become overly aggressive and proceed to kill every living being at their home or school as a result of playing too much GTA.
Symptoms may include sweaty palms; malnourishment due to lack of sleep; obesity, usually coupled with orange fingers; pale skin due to lack of sun; short temper at all things noobish; incessant teabagging; replacement of normal words with nonsensical acronyms, which are then pronounced as though they were words (i.e. "lawl" or "pwn"); and virginity.
Any person under the age of 18 is at risk for "The Veegs", regardless of any history of aggression, genetic or mental defect, or family or social problems, according to Dr. Huesmann and the CDC. There is no cure for VGA: parents are advised to smother their children and shield them from all forms of violent media in order to avoid the disease. Failure to comply will result in your sweet angel being turned into a vicious maneater before your very eyes. But don't worry: it will all be the fault of the video game industry, not you.
Remember: if you play a game, you're playing every gamer that game has played before. Use a gaming condom every time. As the saying goes: "Don't be a louse: wrap your mouse".
Also known as "Veeguh", the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym, as well as: The Stick; Mousey; Covanentitis; Plumber's Itch or Pipes; Linkus; Guitar Herosis; "A Case of the Kratos"; Apendi-Sammus; and "Getting an Italian Job".
Symptoms may include sweaty palms; malnourishment due to lack of sleep; obesity, usually coupled with orange fingers; pale skin due to lack of sun; short temper at all things noobish; incessant teabagging; replacement of normal words with nonsensical acronyms, which are then pronounced as though they were words (i.e. "lawl" or "pwn"); and virginity.
Any person under the age of 18 is at risk for "The Veegs", regardless of any history of aggression, genetic or mental defect, or family or social problems, according to Dr. Huesmann and the CDC. There is no cure for VGA: parents are advised to smother their children and shield them from all forms of violent media in order to avoid the disease. Failure to comply will result in your sweet angel being turned into a vicious maneater before your very eyes. But don't worry: it will all be the fault of the video game industry, not you.
Remember: if you play a game, you're playing every gamer that game has played before. Use a gaming condom every time. As the saying goes: "Don't be a louse: wrap your mouse".
Also known as "Veeguh", the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym, as well as: The Stick; Mousey; Covanentitis; Plumber's Itch or Pipes; Linkus; Guitar Herosis; "A Case of the Kratos"; Apendi-Sammus; and "Getting an Italian Job".
The Volleyball Smash
The act of fucking s girl on all fours from behind on any kind of hard surface, then swiping her arms out from underneath her and smashing her head against the hard surface while screaming "POINT SET MATCH!"
The Volleyball Smash by Mikey Noodles October 16, 2009
The Voir
"The Voir" is a very unique place. It is impossible for one to think they are on The Voir if they are not as it is defined by some distinct landmark boundaries. If you are not in Shaker Heights- you are not on The Voir. If you are past the railroad tracks- you are on Belvoir Oval...not The Voir. The Voir is real, and those who inhabit it follow Executive Order 20348 to the letter, and will not ever love these hoes.
"Shit got wild last night. Hoes were shakerdancing, people were blacked out, and everyone was ignorant. I guess thats just what happens on The Voir"
The Voir by Voir Bidness December 13, 2009