twerk squirt

Accidentally shitting one's pants becuase one was twerking while afflicted with diarrhea.

Miley made a mess at the VMAs when she went on stage and twerk squirted all over the place instead of calling in sick.

by define all the things April 15, 2014

squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.

Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.

by benton69 August 4, 2017

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

Squirt

Typically theatrical, other wise known as piss and cum. Mainly piss like a leaky faucet . Undesirable unpredictable and messy

She's such a squirter reminds me of my leaky tap
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

squirted

when chicken juice falls out of the plastic

oh my god the chicken squirted all over me

by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 23, 2021

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.

Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016