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gooch

girl dickooch
“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
yessir
by goochlover69 April 17, 2023
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gooch twist

Gooch twist aka. "the twist pull"
when a man twists a gooch so far that he puts it in the asshole.
I gave a girl a gooch twist and the enjoyed it so much!
by mcblundererbufferson November 21, 2016
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Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024
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gooch

a word used to describe the collection of dust and lint in PC components, such as laptop fans and vents
My laptop's vents were filled with gooch, so I had to clean them.
by SCG-1171 September 17, 2025
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Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt
My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.
by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010
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gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.
Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy
by SpaghettiHorse69 June 4, 2023
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Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day
"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"
by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017
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