swimming the red river.

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

by 517 March 28, 2009

swimming hole

a gapingly large vagina.

Man i was about to get some, but i pulled down them panteez and found me a swimming hole.

by funkocracy February 20, 2009

Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 20, 2010

SWIMP

Someone who idolizes mediocre pussy.

Bryce Austin is a SWIMP.

by Next question August 19, 2017

swimley

Named after Dr. T. James Swimley who single handedly developed the solution for ending all armed conflict. Also this man is credited with being the smartest man on Earth. In other news he hates the fagwhores that bash his IC blog.

see also: awesome, omnipotent, bitchin', the master of pwnage

Dood I wish I was totally Swimley.

or

I was gonna go for that promotion but I don't think that I'm that Swimley.

or

So I won the lottery and I'm gonna be Swimley for the rest of my life.

by Skirt Mirk March 12, 2008

swimmin like a rich kid

To drink a liquid extremely fast.

You downed that whole slushi in less than a min. You must be swimmin like a rich kid Silence.

by Devious Psycho April 27, 2010