Definitions by 517

swimming the red river. 

the act of sexual intercourse while the female in on the rag.

Aunt flo is coming for a visit. Looks like I,ll be swimming the red river.

swimming the red river. by 517 March 28, 2009

drinking from the red river 

The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.

Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.

drinking from the red river by 517 March 28, 2009