swimley 

Named after Dr. T. James Swimley who single handedly developed the solution for ending all armed conflict. Also this man is credited with being the smartest man on Earth. In other news he hates the fagwhores that bash his IC blog.

see also: awesome, omnipotent, bitchin', the master of pwnage

Dood I wish I was totally Swimley.

or

I was gonna go for that promotion but I don't think that I'm that Swimley.

or

So I won the lottery and I'm gonna be Swimley for the rest of my life.

swimley by Skirt Mirk March 12, 2008

Australian swirley 

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

Australian swirley by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

red swirley

The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command

Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands

red swirley by bchi October 20, 2007

The Swirley Temple 

The act of fucking a girl in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.

also known as "A Janitor's Daughter"

Dumb bitch wasn't old enough to drink... so I took her into the bathroom and gave her the swirley temple!

The Swirley Temple by NutzOnYaChin September 1, 2012

shimley 

1. A gnome who comes from the land of the Shmlolians. Is a registered Shmex offender.

Person 1- "Hey did you hear about Shimley?"
Person 2- "Yeah, heard he got 23 years for possession of Shmild Porn"

shimley by Steve Jobs the one and only February 25, 2020

swirley sundae 

When a man is ready to ejaculate, he does so on the woman's face, and then steps out of the way. His close friend then jumps out of the closet behind him and plops poop all over the woman's face.

Me and Paul made the perfect swirley sundae on some girl last night, it was just the right blend of chocolate and vanilla. She still doesn't know what hit her.

swirley sundae by Croy Spark July 28, 2008

Swileyback 

Large crature about the size of a train car. Has the Body of a large cat, with the front half resembling a lion and the back half striped like a tiger. Also has the face of a bat and large forearms like seen on silverback gorillas. If shaved you would notice that it has bright purple skin

Often known to dwell in old train stations and will only come out at night. Comonly mistaken for train horns when heard late at night.

Diet is mostly made up of homeless people and crusty punk rock kids that think its cool to be an idiot.

My mom wont let me go out at night because there are a lot of swileybacks where I live.

Swileyback by Mohaynow May 6, 2009