Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

Scoofender

Noun. A fictional invention of anything you can imagine something to be

Man I need to scoofender this idea so fast to be a famous inventor.

Man I came up with a scoofender of an idea

by 571T April 8, 2025

Snoofy

Goofy/silly/corny

That was so snoofy

by emily fer April 10, 2025

Spoefie

as jy skommel en poef, gelyktydig

ek was moeg toe gaan vang en gou n spoefie

by Gielie123 May 23, 2025

Snoofa

To have a snooze on the sofa

Person one: im off for my snoofa now
Person two: I wish my sofa was comfortable enough for a snoofa

by anonymous June 2, 2025

Spogfish

A alternative for "Bro"

"Hey Spogfish, look at this"

by jrilly October 23, 2025

Plee Smoof

What blonde girls say when they are attempting to be cute, but are really too tired to enunciate

Plee smoof so I can go to bed.

by i poop rainbows December 17, 2011