splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

Cock Slash

When someone literally whips out his cock and slashes another person/object/animal with it. It is one of the most ridicilious ways of 'pwning' someone. Instead of saying "owned"/"pwned", you can say "Cock slashed".

Man, did you see how I 'cock slashed' that noob ?

by Big Dick Player February 9, 2009

the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!

Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

slashburger

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina

"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"

by Princess Peussie April 5, 2005

Splashdown

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011