Night Shift

A hooker hookin. Typically a prostitute that hides her whoremones from the general public until the Night Shift (a.k.a, work hours)

Aye, I be clockin' dat pimpin ho working' da Night Shift over by dat Indian casino

by Hamburglurer August 9, 2015

Smifting

Smelling your own fart.

Nobody likes to be caught smifting there own brand.

by Parker Harger May 13, 2006

scratch and sniff eddie

A young girl who takes great pleasure in scratching her bum hole and then sniffing her fingers. on occasion she uses spray for an extra scent

in class you see her routing down her trousers and then putting her fingers by her face causing a rash she uses baby bum cream for this problem.

by Edwina's Hinee May 20, 2005

Swing shift

The powerhouse of of the work force. Swing shift are those heaviest relied upon to get the job done, get it done right, and get it done fast. If Chuck Norris had a 9-5, this would be him.

"I'm going to need your help today in order to get all these tickets done, you're my swing shift!"

by boom shadow January 26, 2010

spank 'n sniff

To jerk off, fling the goo and smell your hand.

I just caught some pictures of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. It's time to go home and give it the old spank 'n sniff.

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

sniff

To examine packets going to and from computers in a network, usually with the intent of gathering information that is otherwise secret, such as passwords, or instant message conversations.

"Dude, I was wardriving and I totally sniffed this guys suicide girls password."

"Bitchin'"

by evilocity August 31, 2005

Snife

a dildo made of stone with a picture of a duck carved in to it

hmm nice snife billy may i see it

by ETHANHATER March 23, 2005