European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

The slimy salute

The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.

Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)

The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.

by bighadron August 5, 2017

sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩

Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019

Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

Mr Saiky

The clinical lead surgeon who secretly steals the blood from his 'patients'. He is a pale old man that is a vampire.

I am scared to go to the hospital, Mr Saiky is there.

by RandomlyAccepted November 7, 2020

The slinky

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm

Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right

by Auzziegie February 16, 2021