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by Wankmaster Teapot, Yo October 9, 2003
Get the Shitfest mug.A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!
Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
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The Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
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by King Philly July 10, 2009
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Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"
3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!
by ghoof June 11, 2006
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Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
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