scrollnesia

(noun)
A condition where you open your phone for a quick, specific task, start scrolling “just for a second,” and 40 minutes later realize you have no idea what you originally picked up the phone for.

“I opened Instagram to reply to a message and ended up watching dog videos for half an hour. Total scrollnesia.”

by byyygaga March 12, 2026

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Scrollem

A term used to describe a person often associated with low socio-economic status, typically living in public housing or a similar environment. A scrollem is characterised by an apparent lack of ambition or employment and their demeanor or habits may suggest a disregard for cleanliness or social norms.

"Did you see that guy shouting at pigeons in the park? Total scrollem".

by J.Chung December 10, 2024

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Scrolltapraxia

(ˌskroʊl-tæp-ˈræk-si-ə)
noun

1. A habitual motor misfire in which an individual instinctively attempts to scroll, tap, or interact with a physical surface (e.g., paper, books, notebooks) as if it were a touchscreen.

2. A cognitive lapse resulting from frequent digital device use, causing momentary confusion when transitioning to analog materials.

• Midway through his sketch, Jake experienced a moment of scrolltapraxia, instinctively double tapping his paper to undo a mistake.
• Her brain was so wired for digital interactions that she kept attempting to scroll her notebook. A clear case of scrolltapraxia.

by WordsmithMish January 10, 2025

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