scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.

Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...

by pussystretcher May 20, 2022

Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".

Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Scattiedoodle

Acknowledging somebody sneezed. Letting one know to work through it.

Person 1: Ah ah aaaah choo!
Person 2: Scattiedoodle.
Person 1: Thanks for your acknowledgement.

by Bond0 July 23, 2022

Scatted

tuff or hard

Those shoes are scatted i need them

by Raud’s plug January 3, 2023

Scatterdouche

When you're running around in circles, can't put down anything you pick so your hands are full, not getting anything accomplished, going backs, because you're that fuck tracked out high.

Chris and Shelly were at andrews al fucking day, going back and forth, around and around, on the same mission with no positive results. I swear them two are scatterdouche!

by Mr Badass February 15, 2023

Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.

My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.

by C-leezy March 31, 2023

Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023