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Sandy

The act of breaking something and putting in back together just good enough so that the next person who uses it thinks they broke it.
I broke the phone holder but sandyed it so the next driver takes the blame
by User2828 May 9, 2021
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Doing a Sandy

Have a great transformation looks-wise; a glow-up. Inspired by "Grease" and Sandy's look in the "You're The One That I Want" scene.
I'll be doing a Sandy tonight. I need to look amazing for my date.
by scottpenelope May 11, 2021
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Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick
Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021
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Sandy

Psychotic rule maker of all things evil and wicked
Have u seen sandy?
Oh that bitch...
by Žêmîê May 17, 2021
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sandy olive

When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.
With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
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Sideways Sandy

Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.
by MooseBalls July 2, 2021
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Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"
by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021
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