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spanky

the fattest thing known to exist
Wife: honey do I look Spanky in this dress?
Husband: no bitch
by "." August 4, 2003
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swanny

a swanny is a shithole - a place where average lads with average bant live.
Boy 1: shall we go to the swanny?

Boy 2: no way, that place is wank. full of shitlads.
by theblid December 30, 2010
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swankster

So awesome, cool, hip, in-style, classy and enigmatic that you automatically become a bad-ass, in other words a swankster. No one can help but gaze and admire your mysterious awesomeness and class, you don't get into fights, the girls come to you and you always get what you want. Everyone considers themselves to uncool to talk or interact with you and you consider yourself to cool to interact with the rest of the world.
'Hey you heard about that new kid in school? I heard he got into a fight with a guy and won without hitting him, what a swankster.'
by Kalnox October 21, 2011
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Swankster

A swindling gangsta!

A no good cheating player who pays no mind to the rules. He owes you money and has the nerve to call you "Honey". He's no good. Someone who takes advantage of the disadvantage, for his own advantage.
He's trying to front, but I peeped his game. He still owes me money and he's gonna pay! Old Swankster!
by Classy Bear February 11, 2012
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Stanky leg

1. Adjective A leg with a discreet smell but a flamboyant and devious motion. Most commonly seen on a Sunday night, during the first night of freshers week in the city of Chester.
"Hey man, can you smell that?"

"Probably just Stan working that stanky leg".
by Donald Rump November 10, 2015
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Swank

I wanna swank you til 6 am!
by Phoenix and kaira February 25, 2017
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Swank

The accumulation of testicular/vaginal sweat and anal residue found anywhere from the lower scrotum/vagina to the taint or "gooch" region.

Of course there is the anglophiliac term "Swank" or "Swanky", spawned in the early 19th century of unknown origin to describe the visually eccentric upper class of the era (i.e. posh/glitzy).
A noble sir would scoff vehemently at such misconceptions.
The Swanky musk of his scrotum entranced her. Her pupils; Dilated, her nipples; stiff, her cheeks; flush. She was ready, ready to engorge herself in the salty vinegar of his testes.

She wasn't BORN with the name Hillary Swank, she earned it.
by Sir Geoffrey of Puddington September 21, 2017
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